Morning, 8am, Scott was awaken by a terrible smell. When he opened his eyes, he was shocked to see that a there was a dog's ass in his face. "Did this fucking dog just fart in my face?!" Scott was pissed, until once again, he realized he did not know where he was. And of course, a beautiful lady comes into the bed he's in, and kisses him goodmorning. It never gets old, and Scott always had an excuse to why he had to leave immediately. This time he had a choice between "I have to go to church" or "I have a doctors appointment" He went with the latter, just because he didn't know what day it was.
As he begins to walk home, Scott passes the coffee shop, and notices that a bus is holding up traffic and that there is a black woman going crazy on the bus driver. "I'd hate to be that guy," Scott mumbled.
Scott gets home, turns on the radio, and listens to On Melancholy Hill as he falls asleep.
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